When I get bored in the wee hours, I tend to start posting shark haiku on Facebook. One night I added a zombie twist. My wonderful friends really took off running with this concept, with a shout out to Kingdom Hearts, Star Wars, Eric's willful, continuing unemployment, and our addiction to all-you-can-eat-shrimp at Red Lobster. A transcript, for posterity.
ME: Floating zombie guy, Do you look like a harp seal?, Undead great white shark.
Eric: Zombie invasion! I ready my haiku gun. Shoot them in the head!
Kelly: I love the undead, Zombie sharks would be awesome, No one is safe now.
Me: I ♥ my friends ^_^
Eric: I must earn munny/to buy a ticket for the/dope-ass Disney train.
Eric: My name is Roxas. I'm not the main character. His name is Sora.
Eric: Do zombies move fast? Or do zombies move slowly? You better hope slow.
Eric: I'll keep haikuing, until someone makes me stop. Look what you've started!
Eric: Okay, just one more. Then I will give it a rest. For a little while...
Eric: The zombies are here. They told me to stop talking, or they will bite me.
Kelly: You have too much time, Somebody needs a job soon, Get off your duff now.
Eric: Someone is upset, That my haikus are better. "Boohoo", said Kelly. ;)
Eric: You are correct though. Being unemployed's no good. What will I do now?
Me: Entertained I am, My creative friends are great, We should do this more.
Kelly: You think you're so great, Better haiku that's not true, That's impossible.
Kelly: We think you're cool too, This is always awesome fun, Lets go get some shrimp.
Eric: No really it's true. But props for the Star Wars thing. That was pretty cool.
Tags: haiku, sharks, zombies
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